[Click.

Low whistle.]

I love this sport.

Who's up for some golf, eh?

[OOC;; Cadence is hitting golf balls off deck one into the ocean. You know, like all rich people do. Feel free to join him. :')]

Hey, Evelyn, can you turn into a butterfly?

Do any of the elves cobble shoes at night? I know Erol does, what about the rest of you?

Do the trolls live under bridges?

Karis, Celeste, do either of you have any functioning organs?

I am so bored.

[Pause. Cadence tips his chair back and grabs a book at random from the shelf behind him. It's a ( Read more... )

Okay.

We've got El Mojito, Spectacular Spectacular, Our House and Club O2. Why the hell don't we have Copacabana?

Her name is Lola. She was a showgirl.

What's this I hear about handcuffs? Sounds kinky.

[OOC;; No, Cadence ISN'T handcuffed to anyone. C:]

[Singing]

I used to ruuuuule the world.